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The Perfect Pastor

The perfect pastor preaches exactly 10 minutes.

He condemns sin roundly but never hurts anyone’s feelings.

He works from 8am until midnight and is also the church janitor.

The perfect pastor makes $40 a week, wears good clothes, drives a good car, buys good books, and donates $30 a week to the church.

He is 29 years old and has 40 years experience.

Above all, he is handsome.

The perfect pastor has a burning desire to work with teenagers,
and he spends most of his time with the senior citizens.

He smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his church.

He makes 15 home visits a day
and is always in his office to be handy when needed.

The perfect pastor always has time for church council and all of its committees.

He never misses the meeting of any church organization
and is always busy evangelizing the unchurched.

The perfect pastor is always in the next church over!

If your pastor does not measure up, simply send this notice to six other churches that are tired of their pastor, too.

Then bundle up your pastor and send him to the church at the top of the list.

If everyone cooperates, in one week you will receive 1,643 pastors.

One of them should be perfect.

Have faith in this letter.

One church broke the chain and got its old pastor
back in less than three months.

 

I am not by any means the perfect pastor, but I do have a good sense of humor, and I try to do each day what God would have me to do.

Welcome

I would like to take the opportunity to invite you to click on the link above entitled "How to Go to Heaven."

It will explain how you can be sure you are going to heaven when you die -
and everybody dies.

The Lord is willing and waiting
for you to call on Him
to save you.


About Me

I love the Lord and
I want to serve Him
all of my days
here on this earth.

 
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